
Born a Crime
Stories from a South African Childhood
Categories
Nonfiction, Biography, Memoir, Audiobook, Africa, Autobiography, Biography Memoir, Humor, Book Club, Race
Content Type
Book
Binding
Hardcover
Year
2016
Publisher
Doubleday Canada
Language
English
ASIN
0385689225
ISBN
0385689225
ISBN13
9780385689229
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Born a Crime Plot Summary
Introduction
In the twilight of apartheid South Africa, a young boy with light brown skin navigated a world that had no place for him. Trevor Noah was born to a Black Xhosa mother and a white Swiss father when such a union was punishable by five years in prison. His very existence was, as he aptly puts it, "born a crime." This mixed-race child grew up in a country where the government had crafted one of the most sophisticated systems of racial oppression in history, yet somehow found ways to use humor and wit as his armor. Trevor's journey from the townships of Johannesburg to international stardom offers profound insights into resilience, identity, and the transformative power of perspective. Through his experiences, we witness how a child raised by a fiercely independent mother learned to navigate between worlds that were never designed to connect. His story illuminates not just the absurdities of apartheid and its aftermath, but the universal human capacity to find meaning and laughter even in the darkest circumstances. As we follow his path through poverty, violence, and cultural displacement, we discover how language became his chameleon-like superpower, how education opened doors, and how his mother's unconventional wisdom shaped him into a man who could see the humor in trauma without diminishing its impact.
Chapter 1: Childhood Under Apartheid: Growing Up Mixed Race
Trevor Noah entered the world on February 20, 1984, during the final decade of apartheid in South Africa. His birth was not just a celebration of new life but an act of rebellion. His Black mother, Patricia Nombuyiselo Noah, and white Swiss father, Robert, had committed what was then considered one of the most serious crimes under South African law: having sexual relations across racial lines. Under the Immorality Act, this offense carried a five-year prison sentence. From his earliest days, Trevor's existence required elaborate concealment. When out in public with his mother, she often had to pretend to be his maid rather than his parent. If police appeared, she would need to drop his hand and act as if they weren't together. In parks, Trevor watched white children play while he stood apart, his mother keeping a cautious distance to avoid raising suspicions. His father could only see him indoors, behind closed doors and drawn curtains. If they ventured outside together, his father would need to walk on the opposite side of the street, maintaining the charade that they were strangers. Living in the townships brought its own complexities. In Soweto, where Trevor occasionally stayed with his grandmother, he was the only light-skinned child in a sea of Black faces. Neighbors would use him as a landmark when giving directions: "Turn right at the house with the light-skinned boy." Children would sometimes run away when they saw him, while others would approach cautiously, touching his hair or skin out of curiosity. He was a spectacle, an oddity that didn't fit into the rigid racial categories that defined South African society. The absurdity of apartheid's racial classifications was not lost on young Trevor. Chinese people were classified as Black, while Japanese were given "honorary white" status to facilitate trade relations. Trevor himself was technically "colored" by complexion but not by culture. He was mixed but existed in a system that offered no place for mixture. He couldn't be with his father openly, couldn't walk freely with his mother, and didn't quite belong in any community completely. Despite these challenges, Trevor developed an extraordinary ability to navigate between worlds. He learned multiple languages – a skill that would later become his secret weapon. He spoke English with his mother, who insisted it would give him opportunities. He picked up Xhosa, Zulu, Afrikaans, and several other languages through his extended family and community. Each language became a door to a different world, allowing him to transform himself depending on his surroundings. Perhaps most importantly, these early years taught Trevor to see the humor in absurdity. The nonsensical rules of apartheid, while oppressive and cruel, also created situations so ridiculous that laughter became a form of resistance. This perspective, shaped in childhood, would later become the foundation of his career as a comedian who could tackle serious social issues through the disarming power of humor.
Chapter 2: Mother's Love: Patricia's Strength and Sacrifice
Patricia Nombuyiselo Noah was a force of nature – stubborn, deeply religious, and fiercely independent. Born in South Africa's Xhosa homeland, she was the second daughter in a family that valued sons and firstborn daughters. As the "second girl," Patricia found herself unwanted and eventually sent to live with an aunt in Transkei when she was just nine years old. There, she lived as little more than an unpaid laborer, competing with fourteen cousins for basic necessities, sometimes reduced to eating dirt mixed with water just to feel full. Despite these hardships, Patricia found salvation in education. She attended a mission school where she learned English, a skill that would later become her ticket out of poverty. When she turned twenty-one, she made her way back to Soweto, enrolled in a secretarial course, and secured a job in the white-collar world – an extraordinary achievement for a Black woman under apartheid. Unwilling to surrender her wages to her family, she eventually ran away from her grandmother's home, sleeping in public restrooms until she could afford her own place. Patricia's rebellion extended beyond economic independence. She deliberately moved into whites-only areas, using disguises and maid's uniforms to evade detection. She frequented underground clubs where races mixed illegally. She refused to accept the limitations apartheid placed on her life. When caught by authorities, she would pay the fine – nearly half her monthly salary – and go right back to breaking the same laws. Her philosophy was simple: The system was wrong, so she would find ways around it. Her decision to have Trevor was perhaps her most defiant act. She approached Robert, a Swiss expat living in her apartment building, with a straightforward proposal: she wanted a child, and she wanted him to be the father. She didn't want marriage or support – just his genetic contribution. Despite his initial reluctance, he agreed, and their son was born into a world that criminalized his very existence. Yet Patricia was undeterred by the challenges of raising a mixed-race child under apartheid. She gave Trevor a name with no tribal significance or family history – a name that would allow him to define himself rather than be defined by his circumstances. Education became Patricia's greatest gift to her son. She bought books whenever possible, read to him constantly, and engaged him in discussions that stretched his mind. "My mother taught me how to think," Trevor recalls. She questioned everything, even religious doctrines, despite her deep faith. She took him to white suburbs, showed him mansions behind high walls, and expanded his sense of possibility. "If I never leave the ghetto," she would tell skeptical neighbors who questioned her methods, "at least I will know the ghetto is not the world." Patricia's love was not soft or indulgent – it was determined and practical. She disciplined Trevor harshly when needed, believing it was better for her to teach him tough lessons than for the world to do so. "When I beat you," she explained, "I'm trying to save you. When they beat you, they're trying to kill you." This fierce protection, combined with her refusal to let Trevor see himself as a victim, gave him resilience in a world designed to break his spirit. In teaching him to laugh at absurdity rather than be crushed by it, she provided a psychological armor that would serve him throughout his life.
Chapter 3: Finding Identity: The Chameleon Navigating Race
Growing up in post-apartheid South Africa presented Trevor with a unique identity challenge. He was technically "colored" by appearance, but culturally Black through his upbringing. This ambiguous racial status left him perpetually caught between worlds, never fully accepted in any single community. In the colored neighborhoods of Eden Park, he was mocked for embracing his Blackness, speaking African languages, and wearing his hair in an Afro. "Why are you trying to be Black?" they would ask. Yet when he moved to Black areas, he was viewed with suspicion for his light skin and his ability to speak perfect English. Trevor soon discovered that language could be his passport between worlds. "If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head," Nelson Mandela once said. "If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart." By the time he was a teenager, Trevor spoke six languages fluently, allowing him to move seamlessly between South Africa's fragmented communities. This linguistic versatility became his superpower and survival mechanism. A pivotal moment came when Trevor attended H.A. Jack Primary School after transferring from Catholic school. On his first day, he noticed something strange – during class, he was placed with mostly white students in the "A" class, but at recess, he discovered hundreds of Black students he hadn't seen before. The playground immediately segregated by race, and Trevor found himself stranded in the middle, unsure where to belong. A fellow outsider, an Indian student named Theesan, introduced him to some Black students. When Trevor spoke to them in their native languages, he was instantly accepted. This acceptance led to a crucial decision. Despite being placed in the advanced class, Trevor asked to be transferred to the "B" class where the Black students were. When the school counselor warned him this would impact his future opportunities, he replied: "I'll take that chance." He had made his choice – identity over advancement. "I was the guy at school who couldn't get a date," Trevor recalls. "I resigned myself to never getting a date, didn't consider myself worthy of having a date." Throughout his school years, Trevor developed his chameleon-like ability to adapt to different social contexts. "Since I belonged to no group, I learned to move seamlessly between groups," he explains. At Sandringham High School, a "Model C" institution that represented South Africa's racial spectrum, Trevor carved out a unique niche. Unable to fit naturally into any clique, he became the entrepreneurial "tuck-shop guy," taking food orders from students and delivering them during lunch breaks. This role gave him access to all social groups without requiring full membership in any of them. This pattern continued into adulthood as Trevor navigated his mixed identity. His ability to cross boundaries, to understand multiple perspectives, and to translate between worlds eventually became not just a survival mechanism but the foundation of his comedy. His outsider status gave him a unique vantage point from which to observe the absurdities of race, culture, and human behavior – observations that would later form the core of his comedic perspective.
Chapter 4: Hustling to Survive: The Alex Years
After graduating from high school with no money for university, Trevor found himself drawn to Alexandra township – "Alex" to locals – a dense, energetic shantytown adjacent to Johannesburg's wealthy suburbs. Unlike the sprawling government-planned Soweto, Alex was compressed into a few square kilometers, housing nearly 200,000 people in makeshift structures. It was nicknamed "Gomorrah" for its wild parties and high crime rates. This vibrant, chaotic environment became Trevor's economic training ground during his late teens. Trevor's initial business venture involved selling pirated CDs – a natural extension of his tuck-shop hustle from school days. With a computer and CD writer gifted by a former schoolmate, he established an operation copying and selling music to minibus taxi drivers who used the latest hits to attract customers. This enterprise evolved as his friend Sizwe suggested creating custom mix CDs that blended tracks together like a DJ set. Soon they were hosting parties in the streets of Alex, with Trevor as the DJ playing music directly from his computer – a novelty that quickly made them local celebrities. The economic realities of post-apartheid South Africa shaped Trevor's trajectory. Despite the end of legal discrimination, unemployment among young Black men reached as high as 50% in some areas. "What happens to a lot of guys is they finish high school and they can't afford university," Trevor explains. "So every morning they wake up, maybe their parents go to work or maybe not. Then they go outside and chill on the corner the whole day, talking shit." Trevor refused this fate, instead developing a complex web of hustles. What began as CD sales evolved into a makeshift financial services operation. With cash on hand from their music business, Trevor and Sizwe began offering short-term loans to township residents in need. They became intermediaries in Alex's barter economy, buying goods from desperate sellers and reselling them at a profit. They established payment plans for people who couldn't afford immediate purchases. "Someone's always buying, someone's always selling," Trevor observes, "and the hustle is about trying to be in the middle of that whole thing." Life in Alex taught Trevor about the thin line between survival and criminality. "In the hood, even if you're not a hardcore criminal, crime is in your life in some way or another," he reflects. "There are degrees of it." From mothers buying stolen groceries to feed their children to gangs selling weapons, the informal economy operated on a spectrum that few outsiders understood. Trevor learned that "crime succeeds because crime does the one thing the government doesn't do: crime cares. Crime is grassroots." The turning point came after a police officer shot the monitor of Trevor's computer during a party raid, destroying his music library and effectively ending his DJ business. Shortly afterward, Trevor purchased a stolen digital camera from one of his suppliers and was struck by the family vacation photos still stored on it. "I haven't stolen a camera," he realized. "I've stolen someone's memories. I've stolen part of someone's life." This moral awakening, combined with a night spent in jail after being arrested at a dance competition, convinced Trevor that he needed to find a legitimate path forward – one that would utilize his talents without risking his freedom or compromising his values.
Chapter 5: Comedy as Escape: Finding Voice Through Humor
Trevor's journey into comedy began almost accidentally. His friends from Alexandra township had formed a dance crew that performed at parties, featuring a star dancer nicknamed Hitler – a common name in South Africa where many people were unaware of its historical significance. When performing, the crowd would chant "Go Hitler!" while making rhythmic arm movements that, to uninformed observers, resembled Nazi salutes. The absurdity reached its peak when they performed at a Jewish school's cultural day, creating a surreal scene that encapsulated the cultural disconnects of post-apartheid South Africa. This incident, though uncomfortable, highlighted Trevor's natural ability to navigate misunderstandings with humor. His talent for making people laugh had always been present – it was how he survived school as an outsider, how he deflected potential conflict, and how he processed the absurdities of his environment. Comedy became his way of translating between worlds that didn't understand each other. At twenty-two, Trevor began performing standup professionally, quickly establishing himself in Johannesburg's emerging comedy scene. His linguistic versatility became his signature as he performed in multiple languages, switching between accents and cultural perspectives with ease. He could mimic the speech patterns of South Africa's diverse communities, finding humor in the contrasts between them. This ability to speak to different audiences in their own language – both literally and figuratively – set him apart from other comedians. Trevor's comedy addressed topics that South Africans rarely discussed openly. He joked about race, class, and the awkward transitions of the post-apartheid era. He found humor in the persistence of apartheid thinking even after its legal structures had been dismantled. Through comedy, he could point out uncomfortable truths while disarming his audience with laughter. "You can be an outsider," he discovered, "but if you're the one making people laugh, you get to choose your place in the social hierarchy." His career accelerated rapidly. He hosted television shows, radio programs, and live events. He became the first South African comedian to appear on The Tonight Show and Late Show with David Letterman. By his mid-twenties, he was performing sold-out shows across South Africa and internationally. Comedy had provided not just an escape from township life but a platform from which to comment on the society that had both shaped and marginalized him. The foundation of Trevor's comedic perspective came from his mother's influence. She had taught him to see the humor in difficult situations, to laugh at absurdity rather than be crushed by it. When he was pelted with mulberries by neighborhood bullies as a child, returning home covered in purple stains and crying, his mother had laughed and pointed out: "Now you really are half black and half white." This ability to find humor in pain became the cornerstone of his comedic voice. In a divided society still wrestling with its traumatic past, Trevor's comedy offered something unique – a perspective that acknowledged pain while refusing to be defined by it. By making people of all backgrounds laugh at their shared absurdities, he created moments of connection across South Africa's entrenched divides. Comedy became not just his personal escape route from poverty but a way to help his country process its complicated identity.
Chapter 6: Family Violence: Confronting Abel's Abuse
When Trevor was around seven years old, his mother began dating Abel, a mechanic she'd met while getting her Volkswagen repaired. Initially, Abel seemed charming and helpful – the kind of man who would stop to assist stranded motorists or chase down thieves. But beneath this public persona lay a darker reality that would gradually engulf their family. After Patricia married Abel and gave birth to Trevor's half-brother Andrew, the relationship began to deteriorate, revealing a pattern of control and abuse that would span decades. Abel's first attempt to assert dominance came through cultural expectations. Coming from the patriarchal Tsonga culture, he expected Patricia to assume a traditional wife's role – cooking, cleaning, and showing deference to him as the man of the house. Patricia, fiercely independent and educated, refused to conform. When they visited Abel's family in Tzaneen, she mockingly exaggerated the traditional women's curtsy to men, turning submission into subtle rebellion. "She was a free spirit doing what she wanted," Trevor recalls. "Slowly, those things got reined in." The abuse began with control. Abel restricted Patricia's church attendance, complaining that her daylong worship reflected poorly on him. He deliberately stopped repairing her car, making her dependent on him for transportation. He kicked the family dogs outside because "in an African home, dogs sleep outside." These small assertions of power eventually escalated into physical violence when, one night after drinking heavily, Abel slapped Patricia during an argument. Trevor, then about nine years old, watched in horror as his mother ricocheted off the wall and collapsed. That night, Patricia took her children to the police station to file charges, only to encounter a system designed to protect abusers rather than victims. The officers – all men – asked what she had done to provoke her husband and suggested she go home and work things out. When Abel arrived at the station, the atmosphere immediately changed to a "boys' club" as the officers sympathized with him. This experience taught young Trevor a devastating lesson: "That's when I realized the police were not who I thought they were. They were men first, and police second." The cycle of abuse followed a predictable pattern. After violent episodes, Abel would apologize sincerely, promising it would never happen again. Periods of calm would follow, sometimes lasting years, during which family life would normalize. Then another incident would occur, slightly worse than the last. The family would give Abel the silent treatment for weeks or months before gradually reestablishing communication. "Slowly, slowly, life goes back to how it was," Trevor explains. "Six months, a year later, you do it all again." The situation worsened when Abel purchased a 9mm handgun. As Trevor grew older and physically larger, tensions increased. "My mom used to say there were now two male lions in the house," Trevor recalls. At his mother's urging, Trevor moved out at eighteen, establishing his own apartment nearby but distancing himself from the toxic home environment. Patricia eventually built a separate dwelling in the backyard, living as a prisoner on her own property while maintaining her independence. Throughout these years, Trevor struggled to understand why his mother wouldn't simply leave. When he confronted her directly, asking why she stayed, her answer was chillingly straightforward: "Because if I leave, he'll kill us." This wasn't dramatic exaggeration but a clear-eyed assessment of her reality – one that would prove tragically accurate years later when Abel shot Patricia in the head and leg as she returned from church with Andrew and her youngest son, Isaac. Through what doctors could only describe as a "miracle," Patricia survived with relatively minor injuries, while Abel received just three years' probation for attempted murder. This family trauma shaped Trevor's understanding of power, gender, and justice. He witnessed firsthand how systems designed to protect the vulnerable often reinforce existing power structures instead. He learned about the complex reasons why women remain in abusive relationships, especially in societies where leaving carries its own severe risks. Most importantly, he gained a deeper appreciation for his mother's extraordinary resilience – her ability to maintain her dignity, faith, and even her sense of humor in the face of persistent violence.
Chapter 7: Triumph Over Trauma: Forging a New Path
Trevor's life story represents a remarkable journey of transcending circumstances that should have defined and limited him. Born into a system designed to prevent his very existence, raised in poverty, and witness to family violence, he nevertheless found ways to transform these experiences into sources of strength and insight rather than letting them become permanent barriers. Education and language formed the foundation of Trevor's escape route. His mother had insisted on teaching him English first, believing it would give him access to opportunities unavailable to most Black South Africans. This early emphasis on communication expanded as Trevor absorbed languages from every community he encountered. His linguistic versatility became both practical survival tool and metaphorical representation of his ability to cross boundaries. "Language, even more than color, defines who you are to people," he observed after witnessing how speaking someone's native tongue instantly transformed him from stranger to friend. Trevor's entrepreneurial spirit emerged early and persisted despite setbacks. From his tuck-shop business at school to his CD pirating operation in Alexandra, he consistently found ways to create opportunity where none seemed to exist. When his DJ equipment was destroyed by police, he pivoted to comedy. When South African success reached its ceiling, he expanded internationally. This adaptability reflected his mother's influence – her refusal to accept limitations imposed by others had become his inheritance. Humor became Trevor's most powerful tool for processing trauma. Rather than being crushed by the absurdities and injustices he witnessed, he developed the ability to find the comic element in even the darkest situations. This perspective allowed him to maintain psychological distance from experiences that might otherwise have been overwhelming. "I don't hold on to the trauma," he explains. "I remember the thing that caused the trauma, but I don't hold on to the trauma." Perhaps most significantly, Trevor developed the capacity to see multiple perspectives simultaneously – a skill forged through necessity as he navigated between racial and cultural worlds. This ability to understand different viewpoints without fully inhabiting any single one became the core of his comedic perspective and his broader worldview. It allowed him to build bridges between communities while maintaining his unique identity as someone who belonged everywhere and nowhere. When faced with his mother's shooting, Trevor demonstrated how far he had come. Despite his initial anger and confusion, he chose to support her recovery fully, paying her hospital bills without hesitation. When she joked from her hospital bed that the shooting had a "bright side" because he was "now officially the best-looking person in the family," their shared laughter in that moment exemplified the resilience they had cultivated together – the ability to find humor even in life's darkest moments. Trevor's journey from the townships of Johannesburg to global recognition represents more than personal success; it embodies the possibility of transcending circumstances without denying their reality. He has created a life defined not by what he escaped from but by what he carried forward: his mother's determination, his linguistic dexterity, his ability to find humor in absurdity, and his capacity to build connections across divides. In doing so, he demonstrates how even the most difficult beginnings can become the foundation for an extraordinary life.
Summary
Trevor Noah's life journey illuminates a profound truth: our most powerful tools for transformation often emerge from our greatest challenges. Born "a crime" in apartheid South Africa, he transformed the fragmentations of his identity into a unifying perspective that allows him to connect disparate worlds through humor and understanding. His story demonstrates how adaptability, linguistic versatility, and the capacity to find humor in absurdity can become superpowers in navigating complex social landscapes. The heart of Trevor's story lies in his relationship with his remarkable mother, Patricia, whose unconventional wisdom shaped him into a man capable of seeing beyond limitations. Her lesson that "if God is with me, who can be against me?" translated into Trevor's secular version: circumstances need not define destiny. For anyone navigating between worlds or seeking to transform difficult beginnings into meaningful futures, Trevor's journey offers a template for resilience. It reminds us that sometimes the very qualities that make us outsiders – our differences, our ability to see from multiple perspectives, our refusal to fit neatly into predetermined categories – can become our greatest strengths when embraced rather than denied.
Best Quote
“We tell people to follow their dreams, but you can only dream of what you can imagine, and, depending on where you come from, your imagination can be quite limited.” ― Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories From a South African Childhood
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Strengths: The review highlights Trevor Noah's resilience and ability to handle criticism, drawing parallels between his challenging upbringing during apartheid in South Africa and his capacity to tackle the pressures of hosting a major television show. The reviewer appreciates Noah's unique comedic style and perspective, which are informed by his diverse experiences. Weaknesses: Not explicitly mentioned. Overall Sentiment: Enthusiastic Key Takeaway: The reviewer expresses admiration for Trevor Noah's ability to overcome significant personal and professional challenges, suggesting that his experiences growing up in apartheid-era South Africa have equipped him with the resilience and insight necessary to succeed as the host of "The Daily Show," despite initial skepticism and criticism.
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Born a Crime
By Trevor Noah