Weekend Language

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Introduction

Have you ever sat through a corporate presentation that felt like a slow death by PowerPoint? Slides packed with bullet points, the presenter reading verbatim from the screen, and that dreaded phrase "let me just share our mission-critical, best-of-breed solutions that optimize..." We've all been there, struggling to stay awake as our colleagues hide behind jargon and endless slides. But what if there's a better way? Think about how you communicate on weekends. When you're at a dinner party, you don't describe your Friday as "optimizing cross-departmental workflows to monetize stakeholder engagement." Instead, you tell a story about what happened—simple, clear, engaging stories that make people lean in and listen. This is the essence of "weekend language"—the natural, authentic communication style we all use in our personal lives but somehow abandon Monday through Friday. By bringing this approach into your professional presentations, you'll transform from a slide-dependent speaker into a compelling storyteller who captures attention, conveys meaning, and leaves lasting impressions.

Chapter 1: The Ban That Elevates: 30 Days Without PowerPoint

"I hate the way people use slide presentations instead of thinking," Steve Jobs once declared to his biographer Walter Isaacson. "People who know what they're talking about don't need PowerPoint." This sentiment isn't just the opinion of a notoriously demanding tech visionary—it points to a fundamental truth about effective communication. When Greg Peters, CEO of software company Zilliant, prepared for his keynote at their inaugural customer conference, he faced a common challenge. "I'm not a company cheerleader," he admitted bluntly. "I feel my presentations are sometimes boring. And I don't particularly like public speaking." Three weeks before the event, Peters needed to find a way to engage dozens of customers and prospects without relying on his usual slide-heavy approach. After weeks of on-camera interviews and hours of rehearsals, Peters developed a completely different approach. When he took the stage, the lights dimmed as The O'Jays' "For the Love of Money" boomed through the speakers. Peters walked center stage carrying a duffel bag, unzipped it, and poured $7,000 in cash onto a small table. With a wide smile, he declared: "The days of leaving money on the table are over...because we take the guesswork out of pricing." No slides, just a powerful visual demonstration that immediately captured everyone's attention. The audience was captivated. Peters ranked as the second-highest-rated presenter at the three-day conference—second only to the professional speaker hired specifically for the event. By stepping away from PowerPoint, he discovered a more authentic, impactful way to communicate his message. This transformation isn't unusual. When presenters are forced to abandon PowerPoint—even temporarily—they must think differently about their content. Instead of organizing information around slides, they organize around narratives, stories, and memorable moments. They shift from presenting information to creating an experience. Try this radical experiment: ban PowerPoint in your organization for 30 days. Yes, completely. This digital detox will force everyone to focus on what matters—crafting meaningful messages that resonate with audiences. It doesn't mean abandoning visual aids forever, but it does mean putting them in their proper place—as support for your message, not as your message itself.

Chapter 2: The Power of Story: Why We Remember Goldfish

In 2003, a Portland-based janitorial services company hosted a storytelling workshop for its 200 executives and salespeople. For hours, they had been discussing their "sustainable earth" products and sustainability emphasis in research and development. Despite their enthusiasm, the messaging wasn't connecting—it felt abstract, generic, and forgettable. To break through this communication barrier, the facilitators ran a contest: each table had thirty minutes to develop the single best story that illustrated the environmental safety and quality of their cleaning products. When time was up, the spokesperson for one table stood and shared this: "Before we take a new cleaning product to market, we take a goldfish and drop it in a bucket of that product. If the goldfish swims, we know those chemicals are safe enough to seep into the earth. In fact, you could drink a glass of it and be just fine. We've done it before. However, if the goldfish dies, we know we've got a massive quality control issue on our hands, and we have to go back to the drawing board. That's what sustainability means to us." This simple story—concrete, visual, and emotionally resonant—instantly clarified what sustainability meant to the company. The workshop facilitators remembered nothing else from that day, but years later, they still recall the goldfish story perfectly. Stories work because they're the natural language of human communication. They deliver messages without sounding like "message-speak." Consider Eric Hansen, who sold Bazaarvoice's online software to insurance companies. When pitching to skeptical executives, he didn't lead with features or statistics. Instead, he told a personal story about his great-grandfather, Maurice Smith, a Depression-era farmer who became a life insurance agent out of necessity. "The way it worked in those days," Eric explained, "is that the home office would mail him a crate of applications. He'd load them into the back of his truck and hit the road to farms, feed lots, and cafes. One day, his farm's pig had a litter of piglets, and he had an idea for a promotion—a free piglet with each life insurance policy sold." Eric then revealed that the promotion failed miserably because farmers viewed the piglets as charity and were too proud to accept them. The moral? Understanding your customers is essential—which is exactly what Bazaarvoice's ratings and reviews platform helps companies achieve. After that meeting with one of the world's largest insurance companies, executives were overheard recounting "the pig story." More importantly, Eric got the sale. His story stood out amid the bullet-pointed presentations from competitors because it created a meaningful connection that technical specifications never could.

Chapter 3: The First Two Minutes: Cognitive Hallowed Ground

"But don't you want to save the best for last?" asked a confused C-level executive during a presentation coaching session. "Absolutely not," came the reply. "The best content you have always—always—goes first. Right up front." This advice isn't just a matter of preference—it's backed by neuroscience. Dr. John Medina, a Seattle-based neurologist and author of The Brain Rules, refers to the first two minutes of any presentation as "cognitive hallowed ground." During those crucial opening moments, your audience is most receptive—their eyes and ears are wide open, they're leaning forward, actively listening. They're neurologically "clicked in" and ready to absorb your message. If you squander this opportunity with mundane pleasantries or company background, you've lost them before you've even begun. Keith Bradley, President of Ingram Micro North America, faced this challenge when preparing remarks for 400 senior managers. Initially, he planned to cover a long list of business updates and data points. But during a practice session, something interesting happened. When asked about his recent vacation, Bradley lit up, describing his climb of Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. He talked passionately about his team of 36 people who helped him reach the summit, his fear of heights, battling altitude sickness, and how he overcame the final 150 feet by focusing on "18 inches of dirt" at a time—taking 10 steps, resting, then doing it again. Communications director Jennifer Anaya immediately recognized the power of this personal story. Together, they crafted a presentation around Bradley's Kilimanjaro experience, using it as a metaphor for the company's challenging business environment. The climb became a perfect analogy for their business goals—a team grinding its way to the summit, supported by others, focusing on the "18 inches of dirt" immediately ahead. When Bradley delivered his speech, he used no PowerPoint slides—just a few photos of his fellow climbers. He knew the story intimately, linking it naturally to the business challenges his managers faced. As he described taking 347 steps over the final 150 feet to the summit, he physically mimicked the tiny, exhausted steps, pausing between them. The speech was so effective that years later, it's still known at Ingram Micro as the "18 inches of dirt" speech. The key lesson here is that humans consume information in a specific sequence: meaning first, details second. By providing context and a compelling frame at the beginning of your presentation, you prime your audience to understand and remember everything that follows. Don't bury your most important point—lead with it, then build your supporting evidence around that central idea.

Chapter 4: Mehrabian's 93%: When Body Language Trumps Words

In the 1970s, UCLA Professor Dr. Albert Mehrabian posed a crucial question about human communication: When we hear someone speak about feelings and attitudes, what do we believe most? Is it what they say, how they say it, or what we see? His research findings were startling—93% of what we believe has nothing to do with the words coming out of a speaker's mouth. Visuals accounted for 55%, vocals for 38%, and verbal content for just 7%. This finding doesn't mean you should mime your next presentation, but it does highlight that delivery can be as important as content. Consider the cautionary tale of "Bob," an economist invited to speak to senior executives at a multibillion-dollar software company retreat. Bob possessed impressive knowledge but also had an undiagnosed verbal tic—he peppered his remarks with countless "ums" and "ers." As he stammered through his presentation, the executives began sending text messages mocking him. One attendee reported that executives were betting on how many verbal tics Bob would use during his talk. "I had him down for two-fifty," said one executive. "Others had three hundred, four hundred." The economist's valuable insights were completely lost because his delivery undermined his credibility. This exemplifies how nonverbal elements can overwhelm verbal content—eyes always beat ears when it comes to information processing. If your words say one thing but your body language communicates another, audiences will believe what they see over what they hear. Master presenters understand this dynamic and harness it to their advantage. They use strategic pauses to create emphasis and give audiences time to absorb key points. Watch how skilled comedians use silence between jokes or how great orators like President Obama employ measured pauses to isolate important words. These pauses aren't accidental—they're carefully placed valleys in the rollercoaster of vocal delivery. Beyond pauses, effective speakers carefully manage their pacing and projection. Speaking too quickly overwhelms audiences like a fire hose of information; speaking too softly forces them to strain to hear. The ideal approach strikes a balance—around volume level six or seven on a scale of ten, with strategic variations to maintain engagement. And when it comes to body language, movement with purpose is key. As comedian Chris Rock explained, "If you stand in one place, people can talk to their friends...but if you move they have to pay attention." The physics of smiling also plays an important role in connecting with audiences. Richard Feynman, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist nicknamed "The Great Explainer," consistently smiled while describing complex scientific concepts. His genuine enthusiasm was contagious, causing viewers to smile along with him even when discussing topics like quantum mechanics. This principle applies equally when presenting business concepts—your energy and attitude set the tone for how receptive your audience will be.

Chapter 5: Practice Like Jobs: Why Spontaneity Requires Preparation

Danah Boyd, a researcher of youth culture, had a disastrous experience at the Web 2.0 Expo in 2009. Despite being brilliant in her field, her presentation went sideways as she stumbled over her words, kept her eyes down reading from her paper, and failed to connect with her audience. Behind her, a screen displayed a live Twitter feed where attendees posted increasingly harsh critiques of her performance. Days later, she acknowledged on her blog: "Unfortunately, my presentation at Web 2.0 Expo sucked." This painful experience illustrates a critical truth: what appears spontaneous and effortless in great presentations is almost always the result of extensive preparation. When we asked a group of executives what they wanted from our coaching, one became confrontational: "I had a personality test conducted twenty-five years ago, and it showed that I'm at my best when I'm spontaneous. So I will never practice." He believed practice would diminish his authenticity, and when asked who he considered the most spontaneous, authentic speaker, he named Steve Jobs. The irony was palpable. According to a 2006 report in The Guardian, for every 45-minute keynote Jobs delivered at Macworld, he spent two full days in dress rehearsal on the same stage at the Moscone Center. That's not counting the weeks of message development and preparation leading up to those rehearsals. Jobs was so committed to perfection that doors were locked and a portable toilet was placed in the corner to eliminate interruptions. This level of preparation is precisely what allowed Jobs to appear so natural and spontaneous on stage. Kevin Hogan, then CEO of Zurich Global Life Insurance, demonstrated this principle when preparing for his company's annual leadership gathering. He dedicated seven hours to rehearsing his narrative on camera, reviewing the footage, and refining his delivery. But Hogan didn't stop there—he continued practicing at home in Zurich, setting up a video camera and recording multiple versions of his presentation. The Sunday before his Wednesday keynote, he sent links to several videotaped rehearsals, each progressively better than the last. When Hogan finally took the stage, he opened with an unexpected hook: "I'm going to do something a little bit different. I'm going to talk about three things today. I'm going to talk about engines. I'm going to talk about hedgehogs. And I'm going to talk about sherpas." He delivered his presentation without notes, with only a few supporting images, walking comfortably across the stage with a conversational tone that captivated his audience. This level of preparation isn't excessive—it's essential. Sir Anthony Hopkins, who won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs, described his approach: "What I do is I go over and go over and go over it. I take a section of the script, and I go over it twenty times, thirty times. And as I build up to two hundred fifty times, I know that I know that I know it. As Hamlet says, 'The preparation is all.' You can't wing these things. You must prepare and prepare and prepare." By some estimates, each minute of an excellent presentation requires approximately one hour of preparation. While that might seem excessive, consider the cost of not preparing for a critical presentation to your boss, employees, customers, or shareholders. The investment pays dividends in confidence, clarity, and impact.

Chapter 6: The Death of Jargon: Simplicity Wins Every Time

Around ten years ago, a presentation on an arcane software protocol called "OFX" left a room of listeners completely confused. No one knew what the acronym meant or what the protocol actually did—which was problematic since they were supposed to explain it to customers. Later, when asked what OFX stood for, an experienced colleague paused, sighed, and admitted: "I have no idea. But they use it all the time." (It stood for "Open Financial Exchange"—which still makes little sense to most people.) This scenario plays out in boardrooms around the world daily. Executives hide behind what Nobel Prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman might call "high-level" language—abstract, esoteric terms comprehensible only to insiders. Feynman, nicknamed "The Great Explainer," operated by a different principle: "If a topic could not be explained in a freshman lecture, it was not yet fully understood." A medical technology company illustrated this contrast perfectly. When first asked what their company did, executives responded: "We make a laser that ablates tumors with sub-millimeter accuracy." This technical description meant nothing to non-specialists. After some coaching, one executive reframed it: "Imagine you have a lung tumor, and your doctor tells you they're going to treat it using surgery—what does that mean? It means they have to cut you from front to back, open you up, and take out part of your lung. Then you have to recover from that major surgery. So that's your treatment option, and then the next day your doctor calls you and says, 'I have a new treatment for you. It's a laser. All you do is come in, lie down on a table for forty-five minutes a day for three days, and then you get up and walk away and you're done.' Which option would you choose?" This patient-centered explanation immediately conveys the technology's value through a scenario anyone can understand. The speaker still mentioned "sub-millimeter accuracy" but immediately translated it as "the width of a human hair"—making the technical specification meaningful to non-specialists. Bono, U2 frontman and advocate for Africa, addressed this challenge directly when asked how he holds his own in conversations with economists and heads of state: "If someone can't explain to me very quickly what this particular theory is, I'm not coming up to the conclusion that I'm stupid and they're smarter than me. I'm just saying, 'You're not very good at explaining...try it again.'" This perspective challenges the common corporate distinction between "dumbing down" and speaking at a "high level." There's nothing dumb about making complex ideas accessible—it actually requires greater intelligence and effort. The magic phrases that facilitate this translation include: "Imagine..." This immediately puts audiences in a receptive state. "What that means is..." This bridges technical terms to practical implications. "For example..." This grounds abstract concepts in concrete reality. "Our customers tell us..." This shifts focus from your perspective to the audience's concerns. "Think of it this way..." This introduces helpful analogies and comparisons. The next time you're tempted to use insider language, remember that simplicity isn't just a courtesy—it's the hallmark of true mastery. As Leonardo da Vinci observed, "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

Chapter 7: Stage Presence: Moving with Purpose to Command Attention

"I think Eddie (Murphy) taught me this, early on," comedian Chris Rock once told Inside the Actor's Studio host James Lipton. "It's just a little device. If you stand in one place, people can talk to their friends...but if you move they have to pay attention." This simple insight captures a fundamental truth about effective presenting—movement with purpose commands attention. Consider the contrasting approaches of Bill Gates at his 2009 TED Talk versus his years of lackluster corporate presentations. For decades, Gates was known for dry, slide-heavy talks that put audiences to sleep. But at TED, six minutes into his presentation on malaria prevention, he released a jarful of live mosquitoes into the audience. "Those mosquitoes are not infected," he reassured them after gasps and nervous laughter, "but they could be." With this dramatic gesture, Gates transformed from a technical speaker into a commanding presence who had his audience "in the palm of his hand." Physical positioning is crucial to this transformation. One element we absolutely despise is the podium—what we call "the devil's furniture." Podiums create three significant problems: they put a physical barrier between you and your audience, they encourage reading from scripts instead of connecting with listeners, and they restrict natural movement. When organizers refused to remove a podium at one event, the conversation escalated until supervisors were called and the furniture was finally shifted to the side. Without a podium's false protection, presenters must consider their stance. The key visual position is open—like you're about to give someone a big hug. Nothing crossed, energetic, smiling, with body language completely open toward the audience. This stance communicates confidence and invites connection. Eye contact reinforces this connection. A good rule is to look at each audience member for one to two seconds as you speak. Longer than that feels uncomfortable (when was the last time you stared into someone's eyes for five seconds outside of an intimate moment?), while darting eyes suggest dishonesty. When CEOs stare mournfully at conference tables while delivering bad news about quarterly earnings, they inadvertently signal defeat through poor eye contact. Gestures should match your setting—the bigger the room, the bigger the gestures. In large venues, it's almost impossible to gesture too broadly. Many speakers keep their hands close to their bodies, moving only around their waist area. This works in small conference rooms but fails to convey energy in larger spaces. Political candidates often appear wooden because their gestures seem disconnected from their words—as if an advisor off-camera is yelling "MOVE YOUR ARMS!" without explaining why. Another subtle but important detail: gesture with your palms up rather than facing the audience, which can appear defensive. Avoid pointing at the audience unless recognizing someone for excellent work, as pointing can feel aggressive. President Bill Clinton famously used his thumb and knuckle when emphasizing points to soften this effect. All these elements—your stance, movement, eye contact, and gestures—combine to create what actors call "performance energy." This isn't about false theatrics but about owning your material completely and commanding the room. As Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer," observed about animal communication: "It's energy before anything else." If you walk on stage with positive energy, your audience will be more receptive to your message. One long-time client, a chief technology officer, developed a simple practice before speaking: he smiles. And he's noticed that audiences invariably smile back. This small gesture creates an immediate connection that sets the stage for everything that follows. Sometimes the simplest techniques have the most profound impact.

Summary

If you remember nothing else from this exploration of effective presenting, remember this: good speakers tell great stories. The best speeches are often just five or six stories linked by a common thread or theme. People remember and repeat stories long after they've forgotten your company's mission statement, product specifications, or quarterly projections. Transforming your presentation approach isn't complicated, but it does require discipline. Ban PowerPoint for thirty days to force yourself to focus on narrative before visuals. Develop stories that illustrate your key points with concrete details, memorable characters, and clear outcomes. Structure your content with your most important message in the first two minutes, when audience attention is at its peak. Be mindful of your delivery—how you move, gesture, pause, and project your voice accounts for the majority of your message's impact. And finally, prepare meticulously, practicing out loud until your delivery feels natural. The next time you stand before an audience, remember that you're not delivering information—you're creating an experience. Speak as you would on a weekend with friends: conversationally, authentically, and with genuine enthusiasm for your subject. Your audience doesn't want another slide deck; they want a guide who can make meaning out of complexity and inspire action through connection. Be that guide, and you'll never deliver a forgettable presentation again.

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Andy Craig

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