
The Last Word
Categories
Fiction, Audiobook, Horror, Mystery, Thriller, Adult, Book Club, Contemporary, Suspense, Mystery Thriller
Content Type
Book
Binding
Hardcover
Year
2023
Publisher
William Morrow
Language
English
ASIN
0063222892
ISBN
0063222892
ISBN13
9780063222892
File Download
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The Last Word Plot Summary
Introduction
Emma Carpenter sits alone in a glass house on Strand Beach, Washington, surrounded by nothing but salt air and the endless crash of waves. She's come here to disappear—fleeing from a life shattered by tragedy, carrying guilt that gnaws at her bones. Her only companion is Laika, a golden retriever who watches her with knowing eyes as Emma loses herself in cheap e-books, smoking secret cigarettes through a tiny window. When Emma leaves a scathing one-star review for a horror novel called "Murder Mountain," she thinks nothing of it. Just another badly written book about hiking victims and their inevitable deaths. But her harsh words have reached someone who takes criticism very, very personally. H.G. Kane, the book's author, doesn't just write about murder—he's planning to commit it. And Emma, isolated on this windswept coast with no neighbors for miles, has just painted a target on her back. The man behind the keyboard is already watching her sleep, learning her routines, preparing to turn her life into his next gruesome masterpiece.
Chapter 1: The Critic and the Author
Emma's world shrinks to the essentials: ginger tea, endless digital books, and daily walks to the ocean's edge where she stands waist-deep in the surf, weighted backpack by her door like a loaded gun. She communicates with her elderly neighbor Deek only through telescope and whiteboard, playing endless games of Hangman across the quarter-mile gap between their houses. He's a former true-crime writer, brilliant but drinking himself to death in isolation. The anonymous author of "Murder Mountain" reaches out after Emma's review, his messages growing more desperate and threatening. She learns his pen name is H.G. Kane, but his real identity remains hidden behind a wall of digital rage. His novels follow the same pattern—victims isolated in remote locations, no cell service, no weapons, no escape. What Emma doesn't know is that these aren't fantasies. They're research. When Emma's internet goes down and motion-sensor lights begin failing around the house, she suspects equipment problems. The dead bird that struck her window weeks ago suddenly feels less like coincidence and more like omen. Someone has been watching her, learning her routines, preparing for something terrible. The glass walls that once made her feel safe now feel like an aquarium, putting her on display for unseen eyes. That night, Emma wakes to find a figure standing in the corner of her bedroom. Tall, broad-shouldered, wearing what looks like an old-fashioned hat. She blinks, expecting the shape to vanish like a nightmare fragment, but it remains perfectly still. Watching her. When she finally works up courage to turn on the light, the corner stands empty.
Chapter 2: Shadows in the Beach House
The doorbell camera captures everything in grainy black-and-white night vision. A hulking figure stands just outside the peephole's view, wearing a rubber demon mask—mouthless, horned, designed to terrify. This is Demon Face, and he's been testing the house's defenses, learning Emma's blind spots. When police investigate, they find the camera destroyed and no trace of the intruder. Emma realizes she's not paranoid—she's being hunted. The author who calls himself H.G. Kane has found her physical address, traveled across state lines, and begun his final research phase. But this killer isn't the unstoppable force his novels promise. He's Howard Grosvenor Kline, an overweight software engineer from Portland who still lives with his mother and has never actually killed anyone. His books are pure fantasy, masturbatory violence penned by a virgin who's never thrown a real punch. Howard has been living in his Honda CR-V, parked by the rocky seawall, surviving on energy drinks and delusions of grandeur. He's spent weeks creeping through Emma's house at night, learning her routines, inhaling her scent, developing an obsession that feels like love but tastes like possession. The golden retriever senses his presence but can't protect her sleeping owner from this phantom roommate. When a FedEx delivery arrives unexpectedly, Howard panics. His carefully laid plans don't account for witnesses. The driver, Jake Stanford, becomes the night's first casualty when Howard's attempt at police impersonation goes horribly wrong. The amateur killer discovers that real violence isn't like his fantasies—it's messy, traumatic, and transforms him into something he never wanted to become.
Chapter 3: Murder Mountain Comes to Life
Emma hears the altercation from inside the house and realizes her worst fears are coming true. The critic has become the victim, trapped in her tormentor's story where cars won't start, phones don't work, and heroes make fatal mistakes. But Emma refuses to play the helpless final girl. She's read this script before and knows how it ends. Howard reveals himself in the flesh—a pale, sweaty creature in a fedora and trench coat, carrying an authentic Japanese katana he's practiced with for years. He's stronger than he looks and surprisingly athletic, but his greatest weapon is psychological. He knows about Emma's dead husband, her shattered marriage, the reason she's hiding on this isolated beach. Her grief has been his roadmap to destruction. The confrontation becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse through the glass house. Emma uses her environment tactically, luring Howard into spaces where his sword becomes a liability rather than an advantage. In the cramped basement, she shatters his dominant hand with a claw hammer, leveling the playing field between predator and prey. Deek witnesses the battle from his telescope and races over to help, but Emma's paranoia makes her attack first and ask questions later. The screwdriver meant for Howard finds the old man's throat instead, nearly killing the one person trying to save her. It's a mistake that will haunt the rest of the night, as Emma realizes that in this story, there are no true heroes—only survivors and casualties.
Chapter 4: The Battle for Survival
Emma patches Deek's wound with mailing tape and makeshift first aid while Howard regroups outside. The killer has learned from his mistakes and returns with methodical precision, using his intimate knowledge of the house's layout to stalk his prey room by room. Every door Emma locks, every window she boards up, only delays the inevitable confrontation. Police arrive for a wellness check, creating a three-way standoff on the front porch. Emma must convince the officers she's safe while Howard listens from mere feet away, his gun pressed against Deek's skull. One wrong word will trigger a massacre, but Emma's lifetime of social anxiety finally serves a purpose—her stilted conversation passes for normalcy rather than distress. Jules, the house's actual owner, arrives unexpectedly and recognizes the name Emma whispers: Howard Grosvenor Kline. The revelation hits like a thunderbolt—this isn't random violence but intimate betrayal. Howard is Jules's troubled son, and Emma has been living in his childhood bedroom, sleeping where he once planned his fantasies of revenge against critics who dared to wound his fragile ego. The confrontation explodes into violence when Howard realizes his mother knows the truth. Deek falls to the killer's blade, his last words lost forever as the sword completes its arc. Jules becomes another casualty of her son's narcissistic rage, bound and left to suffocate while Howard pursues his primary target through rooms that still smell like his adolescent dreams.
Chapter 5: The True Villain Emerges
Emma escapes through a laundry chute, Howard's broken katana barely missing her throat as she climbs toward the second floor. The killer follows, methodical and relentless, but his sword shatters against the house's wooden bones—a samurai blade reduced to a jagged shard, beautiful and deadly transformed into crude and desperate. On the storm-lashed roof, Emma leaps into darkness with Laika in her arms, choosing unknown danger over certain death. She lands hard in overgrown hedges as Howard's gunshots shatter windows above. The amateur marksman can't adjust to a moving target, his video game reflexes useless against chaotic reality. The final showdown comes in Howard's childhood bedroom, surrounded by the detritus of his stunted development. Emma finds his most precious secret—the wakizashi sword he used to dismember his high school classmate Laura Birch, hidden behind a poster of a samurai warrior. The irony isn't lost as she turns his own weapon against him, plunging the blade into his chest while he threatens her beloved dog. Howard's death should end the story, but Emma discovers the night's true architect when Deek appears in her hospital room weeks later. The old man's wounds were never fatal—he'd been manipulating events from the beginning, using his knowledge of Howard's psychology to orchestrate the perfect crime story. The famous true-crime writer needed one more bestseller, and Emma was the unwitting star of his comeback narrative.
Chapter 6: Drowning in Deception
The revelation unravels everything Emma thought she knew about that night. Deek recommended "Murder Mountain" specifically to trigger her harsh review, knowing it would enrage Howard enough to attempt murder. The old drunk played the hero's role perfectly, arriving just in time to save the day and kill the villain—except Emma disrupted his script by surviving when she was meant to die. Deek returns to finish what Howard started, but his weapon is more subtle than swords or guns. He's poisoned Emma's tea with the same paralytic drug used by the Stockyard Slayer, the serial killer who made his career decades ago. As Emma's muscles betray her and consciousness fades, Deek explains his master plan with the casual cruelty of a man who's studied monsters for so long he's become one. Emma fights back with desperate cunning, carving "DEEK KILLED ME" into her own arm before the drug takes full effect. But the old man has thought of everything, including how to dispose of the evidence. He loads her weighted backpack with rocks and drives her to the rocky seawall where the current will carry her body far from shore. In the frigid darkness beneath the waves, Emma struggles against her restraints as the stars fade above. Her recurring nightmare of drowning has become prophetic reality, the ocean claiming another victim for its graveyard of ships and souls. But even paralyzed and sinking, Emma refuses to surrender to the story others have written for her.
Chapter 7: Rising from the Deep
Twenty feet underwater, Emma's fingers find the backpack's release mechanism. The buckle snaps open with a sound like breaking chains, and she rockets toward the surface with explosive force. The stars bloom overhead as she breaks through, gasping and alive, the current carrying her to shore rather than oblivion. She walks eleven miles through the night to reach the police station, her bare feet cut and bleeding, her testimony a devastating indictment of Deek's manipulation. The old man's carefully constructed narrative crumbles as detectives uncover the web of lies and manufactured evidence that turned Howard from wannabe killer into actual murderer. The truth emerges in fragments—Howard's obsession with Emma began months before her review, his pathetic fantasies of romance poisoned by years of rejection and rage. Laura Birch's disappearance, the mysterious death that launched Deek's career, was Howard's first killing, though he'd convinced himself it was accidental. The pattern was always there for those who knew how to look. Emma calls her estranged husband from a mountain pass, ready to face the real tragedy that drove her to Strand Beach. Her infant daughter Shelby died in a car accident caused by Emma's moment of distraction, a death that shattered her marriage and sent her fleeing to the edge of the world. But survival has taught her that running from grief only gives it power—the path forward lies in facing the pain alongside those who love you.
Summary
Emma drives toward Salt Lake City with Laika beside her, leaving Strand Beach and its ghosts in the rearview mirror. The investigation will continue for months, untangling the web of manipulation that turned a lonely software engineer into a killer and a respected author into a predator. Howard's body lies in the morgue alongside his victims, while Deek's corpse sits in his recliner, a coward's suicide rather than face justice. The true horror wasn't supernatural or literary—it was the grinding mundanity of evil, the way damaged people damage others in endless cycles of pain and revenge. Emma survived because she refused to remain passive in someone else's story, because she chose to fight for herself and those she loved even when the odds seemed impossible. Her scars will fade but never disappear, physical and emotional reminders of the night she discovered that the most dangerous monsters are often the ones who claim to be helping us heal.
Best Quote
“Stop overthinking. Anticipation is always worse than reality. Always.” ― Taylor Adams, The Last Word
Review Summary
Strengths: The book is praised for its entertaining premise and engaging pace, with several surprises and twists. The reviewer appreciates the humorous elements, such as the fake Acknowledgements section and insider reviewer tidbits. The book is considered an improvement over the author's previous work. Weaknesses: The narrative requires significant suspension of disbelief, and the reviewer notes there are too many twists, leading to a prolonged sense of conclusion. The cover is mentioned as the best aspect, implying the content may not fully meet expectations. Overall: The reader finds the book entertaining and enjoyable, particularly for those familiar with writing or reading reviews. Despite some narrative flaws, it is recommended, especially for those who have written or wanted to write a 1-star review.
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