
Wifey
Categories
Fiction, Romance, Marriage, Adult, Book Club, Contemporary, Novels, Adult Fiction, Chick Lit, Womens Fiction
Content Type
Book
Binding
Paperback
Year
2005
Publisher
Berkley
Language
English
ASIN
0425206548
ISBN
0425206548
ISBN13
9780425206546
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Wifey Plot Summary
Introduction
Sandy Pressman stood at her bedroom window, watching a naked man on a motorcycle perform an intimate act on her front lawn. It was a Tuesday morning in suburban New Jersey, and this bizarre spectacle would shatter the careful routine of her well-ordered life. At thirty-two, Sandy had everything a woman of 1970 was supposed to want: a successful husband, two children at summer camp, a house in the right neighborhood, and membership at the country club. Yet beneath the polished surface of her existence lay a restless hunger she couldn't name. The man on the motorcycle was just the beginning. As Sandy's carefully constructed world began to unravel, she would discover desires she'd buried since her teenage years and confront truths about marriage, identity, and freedom that would force her to choose between the security she'd always known and the authentic life she'd never dared to claim.
Chapter 1: The Motorcycle Man: Disruption of Suburban Normality
The engine sound woke Sandy from her planned sleep-in. No children, no responsibilities for once, just blessed quiet. But the roar of the motorcycle shattered that peace, followed by an eerie silence that made her skin crawl. She slipped into her Mother's Day robe and padded to the window. He stood beneath her crab apple tree, hands on hips, dressed in a white sheet and a stars-and-stripes helmet. Halloween in July? Then he threw off the sheet and revealed himself completely naked, his body lean and purposeful in the morning light. Sandy dropped to her knees behind the windowsill, heart hammering as she watched him perform his solitary ritual with mechanical precision. Twenty-seven strokes. She found herself counting, mesmerized by the audacity of it all. Who was he? What did he want? When he finished, he actually waved to her before jumping on his bike and roaring away, leaving tire marks in Norman's precious lawn. Her first call was to her husband. "Did it make ridges in the lawn?" Norman asked, his priorities crystal clear. The second call brought Sergeant Hubanski, Plainfield's finest, a tall thin man with a missing tooth who seemed more interested in the logistics of the crime than its psychological impact. Sandy felt foolish trying to explain what she'd witnessed, but the alternative—keeping silent—felt even worse.
Chapter 2: Marital Discontent: The Prison of Domestic Expectations
Norman returned home that evening carrying his usual burden of workplace stress and domestic expectations. Over chicken piquant, he outlined Sandy's failures with the methodical precision he brought to his dry-cleaning empire. Tuesday was supposed to be chopped meat day, not chicken. She should have browned the chicken first. Her life needed more structure, more purpose. "What you need is new interests," he declared, cutting his meat with surgical precision. "The Club is the answer." Sandy's stomach churned at the mention of Green Hollow Country Club, where Norman had recently committed them to a lifestyle of golf lessons and tennis matches she neither wanted nor understood. Their bedroom arrangement spoke volumes about the marriage. Two twin beds pushed together, Norman's side cool and pristine, Sandy's a tangle of covers from her restless nights. Saturday night intimacy arrived with the reliability of a train schedule: three to five minutes from start to finish, followed by Norman's quick retreat to his own bed and the distant sound of gargling Listerine. The vaginal itch that had plagued her for months grew worse with each encounter. Her brother-in-law Gordon, a gynecologist, had ruled out infection and fungus, leaving only the possibility that her body was rejecting her marriage at the most fundamental level. Some nights she lay awake scratching until she drew blood, wondering if this was what the rest of her life would look like.
Chapter 3: Rekindling Old Flames: Sandy's Affair with Shep
The country club's Fourth of July formal brought Sandy face to face with her past. Shep Resnick stood across the room, twenty years older but still carrying that crooked smile that had once made her stomach turn cartwheels. He was married now to Rhoda, a woman who collected children like recipes, currently expecting their fifth adoption from Vietnam. Their dance felt like stepping back into a dream. Shep's hands on her body awakened sensations Sandy had forgotten existed. "Are you happy?" he asked, his breath warm against her ear. She couldn't answer because she'd never really considered the question seriously. Behind the cabanas by the pool, they kissed with desperate hunger. His hands found her bare skin beneath the slinky dress, discovering she wore nothing underneath. "I have to go," she whispered, but her body betrayed her words. He was the boy who'd taught her about desire before she'd learned to bury it beneath respectability. "Call me if you change your mind," he said, walking away with that same casual confidence that had once terrified and thrilled her seventeen-year-old heart. Life is one big chance, he'd told her then. If you're not ready to take it, you can't play the game. Now, fifteen years later, she was finally ready to gamble.
Chapter 4: Sexual Exploration: Breaking the Boundaries of Wifehood
The motel room smelled of industrial disinfectant and broken dreams, but Sandy had never felt more alive. Shep spread a checkered tablecloth on the floor, unpacked cold chicken and champagne, and turned on music that carried her back to teenage nights when anything seemed possible. "Blue Velvet" played as he slowly undressed her, his hands mapping the geography of her neglected body. Their first encounter was clumsy with suppressed longing. Sandy came from the sheer audacity of being desired, but not from his touch. "Too excited to come," she explained, and he laughed with delight at the contradiction. The second time, she climaxed three times, her body finally remembering what pleasure felt like. In the shower afterward, soaping each other's bodies, she felt transformed. This was what she'd been missing during all those perfunctory Saturday nights with Norman. Not just the physical release, but the connection, the playfulness, the sense that her desires mattered to another human being. "Tomorrow?" Shep asked, and she nodded without hesitation. They began meeting twice a week at different motels, creating a shadow life built on stolen afternoons and elaborate lies. Sandy told Norman she was taking extra tennis lessons or shopping for the new house. Each deception came easier than the last, as if she were finally becoming the person she was meant to be.
Chapter 5: The Consequences: Disease and Confrontation
The doctor's office felt sterile and accusatory as Gordon delivered the news with clinical detachment. "Sandy, you have gonorrhea." The words hit her like a physical blow. She thought immediately of Vincent, Lisbeth's husband, and their awkward encounter that had ended in his embarrassment and her confusion. Or was it Shep? Or someone else entirely? The chain of sexual contacts read like a suburban farce: Sandy to Norman, Norman to whom, Vincent to his Thursday night adventures, Gordon to his own secrets. Everyone would have to be tested and treated, but first she had to make the phone calls. Vincent took it badly, immediately suspecting his wife's own extramarital activities. Shep seemed more concerned about explaining it to Rhoda than about Sandy's feelings. Norman's reaction was volcanic. "Where would you have gotten gonorrhea?" he demanded, his face white with rage and recognition. When she suggested he might be the source, he exploded with accusations and denials. Then she mentioned Brenda Partington Yvelenski, the name she'd discovered on a canceled check, and watched him crumble. The slap across her face was sharp and unexpected, splitting her lip and awakening something fierce in her response. She ran to the attic, locking herself in with twelve years of accumulated marriage debris while Norman pounded on the door below, shouting words she'd never heard him use before.
Chapter 6: Shattered Illusions: Abandonment and Disillusionment
At their usual restaurant, Shep looked older, wearier, like a man facing consequences he hadn't anticipated. Sandy's news about the gonorrhea hit him like a confession of murder. "This isn't your way of getting us back together, is it?" he asked, and she felt something vital die inside her chest. She'd been ready to leave Norman, to start fresh with this man who'd awakened her sleeping body and neglected heart. But Shep had a different script in mind. He loved her, yes, but he also loved Rhoda. They'd built a life together, had children, shared years of accumulated intimacy she couldn't compete with. "We could arrange something," he suggested desperately. "Get a little place, see each other twice a week." The words sounded hollow, a businessman's compromise for an accountant's heart. Sandy wanted the grand gesture, the transformative leap into a new life. Instead, she was being offered Thursday afternoons and elaborate scheduling. "I can't live that way," she told him, gathering the shreds of her dignity. But even as she said it, part of her wondered if she could. If half of Shep might be better than all of Norman, if stolen moments might sustain her better than the empty marriage she'd return to. The answer felt like choosing between different kinds of suffocation.
Chapter 7: Facing the Truth: Marriage and Identity Reconsidered
The house felt different when Sandy returned from her final meeting with Shep. Norman had cleaned up his rage, returning to his usual controlled demeanor, but something had shifted between them. He offered her a conditional forgiveness wrapped in ultimatums and surveillance. She could stay, but under new rules, with new limitations, their trust rebuilt through her perfect compliance. The mysterious Brenda emerged through her letters, revealing a Norman that Sandy had never known. A young man with dreams of saving the world through biology, capable of passionate love affairs and grand gestures. That Norman had chosen safety over adventure, just as Sandy had, and they'd built their careful suburban life on the graves of their younger selves. Their anniversary dinner at the country club felt like a wake. Family gathered around them, celebrating twelve years of successful marriage while Sandy wondered what they were really toasting. Myra glowed with her own rekindled romance, the twins showed off their surgical improvements, and everyone pretended that domestic happiness was the ultimate achievement. In bed that night, Norman promised changes: a double bed in the new house, attempts at oral sex if she'd shave her pubic hair, small gestures toward the passion she craved. But Sandy recognized these as negotiations, not transformations. They were both too afraid to change fundamentally, too invested in their suburban identities to risk authentic reinvention.
Summary
Sandy Pressman's summer of awakening ended where it began, in the familiar confines of her marriage, but she was no longer the same woman who'd watched that mysterious motorcyclist from her bedroom window. She'd tasted freedom, desire, and the intoxicating possibility of a different life, only to discover that transformation requires more courage than she possessed. The price of security was the surrender of her authentic self, but the cost of freedom was higher than she could pay. In the end, Sandy chose the known sufferings over the unknown possibilities, joining the ranks of suburban women who bury their desires beneath respectability and call it wisdom. Yet something had shifted in the very foundation of her existence. The motorcycle man had been more than an exhibitionist; he was a messenger from the unconscious, announcing that the carefully constructed life she'd built was no longer sufficient. Whether she would find the courage to act on that knowledge remained an open question, hanging in the air like the scent of honeysuckle on a summer evening, sweet with promise and heavy with regret.
Best Quote
“Keep busy, Sandy ... when you're busy you don't have time to brood ...""Life should be more than keeping busy.""Maybe it should be, but for most of us, it's not.” ― Judy Blume, Wifey
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