
Live Wire
Long-Winded Short Stories
Categories
Nonfiction, Biography, Short Stories, Memoir, Audiobook, Essays, Adult, Autobiography, Biography Memoir, Humor
Content Type
Book
Binding
Hardcover
Year
2022
Publisher
Dey Street Books
Language
English
ASIN
0063073307
ISBN
0063073307
ISBN13
9780063073302
File Download
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Live Wire Plot Summary
Introduction
The morning light filtered through the curtains as I sat at my kitchen table, coffee in hand, reading Kelly Ripa's candid reflections. Her words transported me from my quiet morning routine into the whirlwind of her life—from soap opera stardom to becoming a household name, navigating fame while raising a family, and finding her voice in an industry that often silences women. As I turned each page, I found myself nodding, laughing, and occasionally wiping away tears. Here was someone who had lived in the public eye for decades, yet managed to maintain her authenticity, humor, and humanity. What makes this journey so compelling is how relatable it feels despite the extraordinary circumstances. Behind the glamour of television, award shows, and celebrity encounters lies a woman wrestling with the same insecurities, family dynamics, and professional challenges many of us face. Through intimate stories and reflections, we discover how she navigated these universal experiences with grace, grit, and an irrepressible sense of humor. This isn't just about surviving in the spotlight—it's about finding your authentic voice, standing your ground, and learning to embrace both your strengths and vulnerabilities along the way.
Chapter 1: The Unexpected Journey: From Soap Opera to Talk Show
Kelly's path to becoming a talk show host began unexpectedly when she was asked to guest host alongside Regis Philbin. At the time, she was juggling her role on the soap opera "All My Children" while pregnant with her second child. Angela Shapiro, then president of ABC daytime, approached her during a lunch break at a fan event in Florida. "Why haven't you hosted with Regis? I think you should. You'd be excellent," Angela suggested casually. Kelly was taken aback—she was dealing with morning sickness and hadn't even told anyone about her pregnancy yet. Despite her reservations, Kelly agreed to host. The day arrived, and she found herself navigating the unfamiliar territory of live television. The producers gave her strict instructions: "Don't look at Gelman. Don't fade away in the interviews. Let Regis handle everything." As she sat in the makeup chair, her anxiety mounting, she learned that a psychic would be giving her a reading on air. This worried her—what if the psychic somehow revealed her secret pregnancy? Her fears proved prophetic. During the segment, psychic Char Margolis sensed a presence watching over Kelly and mentioned seeing "another baby." When she directly asked if Kelly was pregnant, the secret was out—live on national television. "I haven't told my boss yet," Kelly admitted as the audience erupted in surprise and joy. What began as a nerve-wracking guest appearance became a pivotal moment that would eventually lead to her permanent role on the show. This unexpected turn of events illustrates how life's most significant opportunities often arrive unannounced and unplanned. Kelly's willingness to step outside her comfort zone, despite her fears and the less-than-ideal timing, opened a door to an entirely new career path. Sometimes our greatest professional evolutions come not from careful planning but from saying "yes" in moments of uncertainty, then rising to meet challenges we never anticipated facing.
Chapter 2: Marriage and Family: The Real Story Behind the Screen
Kelly and Mark's love story began on the set of "All My Children," where their on-screen chemistry quickly developed into real-life attraction. Kelly recalls the moment she first saw Mark's headshot and felt an immediate connection. When they met in person, she knew they would be together for the rest of their lives. Despite her rule against dating costars, she couldn't resist the pull she felt toward him. Their relationship had its challenges early on. Mark broke up with Kelly just five days before they eloped, suspecting she had gone to see an ex-boyfriend. Heartbroken, Kelly dressed in her most flattering outfit for a joint appearance they had scheduled on "Live! With Regis and Kathie Lee." Her strategy worked—Mark couldn't take his eyes off her. After the show, he followed her, apologized, and asked for forgiveness. Within days, they were on a flight to Las Vegas to get married. Looking back at photos from that impulsive trip, Kelly notes that both of them looked miserable, as if they were already regretting their decision. "The look on his face is one of complete misery," she writes about a cab photo taken the day after their wedding. Yet instead of giving up, they stubbornly refused to admit they might have made a mistake. Their obstinance became the foundation of a lasting partnership. Twenty-five years later, Kelly reflects on what has kept them together: "Marriage is work, and making a long-term marriage last takes a special kind of patience, understanding, and work ethic. It also requires bravery. Any two people in a long-term relationship will tell you that it's not for the faint of heart. Marriage is for warriors." She describes how sometimes you have to go to war not just with each other but for each other, acting as a "one-person UN peace accord" during difficult times. Their enduring relationship demonstrates how initial attraction can develop into something deeper and more resilient through shared challenges and growth. Like intertwining roots that strengthen over time, Kelly and Mark have built a partnership that withstands life's storms. Their story reminds us that lasting love isn't about perfection or avoiding conflict—it's about choosing each other again and again, even when the path gets difficult, and finding ways to grow together rather than apart.
Chapter 3: Body Image and Aging in the Spotlight
The pressure to maintain a youthful appearance is amplified when you live your life on camera. Kelly candidly shares her journey with cosmetic procedures, beginning with Botox injections in her armpits to address excessive sweating during her time on "Live!" While initially resistant to facial treatments, she eventually visited renowned dermatologist Dr. Brandt after tabloids had ironically spent years falsely claiming she'd had extensive work done. "Dr. Brandt, I was thinking maybe this time I could try a little Bo (what he called Botox) maybe in my face?" she nervously suggested during an appointment. Dr. Brandt's response was telling: "I thought this day would never come!" When Kelly expressed concern about being only thirty-eight, he replied, "Oh honey, you are ready. You've been ready since you came in for the armpits." The experience was transformative—she watched as the "elevens" between her eyebrows and her crow's feet vanished before her eyes. Kelly's relationship with her neck became particularly fraught during the pandemic, when endless Zoom meetings forced her to confront her appearance from unflattering angles. She tried everything from ring lights to toupee tape before eventually opting for a "neck reconstruction." With characteristic humor, she describes taking Valium afterward: "I was supposed to take Percocet, but I had that after my first C-section, and all that did was make me constipated." Throughout these experiences, Kelly maintains a refreshing self-awareness about the contradictions inherent in cosmetic procedures. She acknowledges the societal pressures that drive these decisions while also owning her personal choices. "There's nothing graceful about growing old," she writes. "What's even less graceful is allowing the opinions of others to infiltrate how we view our own aging process." Her candor about these experiences cuts through the pretense that often surrounds celebrity beauty standards. Rather than perpetuating the myth that aging gracefully means accepting every change without intervention, she advocates for honesty about the choices we make and the pressures that influence them. In sharing her vulnerabilities, Kelly creates space for others to acknowledge their own insecurities without shame, reminding us that behind every polished public image is a person wrestling with the same human concerns about acceptance and visibility.
Chapter 4: Professional Challenges: Finding Voice in Male-Dominated Media
The television industry, like many others, has historically been dominated by men who set the rules and expectations. Kelly vividly describes her experience negotiating her permanent role on "Live!" after her guest-hosting appearances proved successful. The offer came with a list of "deal breakers" that seemed designed to keep her in a subordinate position. She wasn't permitted to use her own hair and makeup people—a standard accommodation in the industry. There would be no wardrobe services or budget, no paid maternity leave (despite her being pregnant), and no office space. Even her name had to appear smaller than Regis's on the title card. The executives emphasized they wanted to "make sure you know who your boss is"—a phrase that gave Kelly serious pause. When Regis Philbin eventually left the show, Kelly found herself solely responsible for maintaining ratings with no advance warning of his departure. "I was scared to death, and suddenly responsible for keeping our very popular show on the air, all by myself," she recalls. Despite her contributions, media narratives often diminished her role, suggesting she owed her success entirely to Regis. In one interview, when asked about women who had worked with him, Regis joked, "Made them what they are!" Kelly pointedly notes: "For the record, we all had jobs when we were hired." Years later, when Regis claimed in interviews that Kelly had been offended by his departure and they hadn't spoken since, the narrative persisted despite contradicting evidence. Kelly had invited him back on the show multiple times, including for a Halloween special where they had warmly interacted. Yet she chose not to publicly dispute his account: "I could have pressed the issue. I could have kept the news cycle going. So, fool me once, fool me twice, fool me a thousand times, for not setting the record straight in real time." Kelly's experience illuminates the subtle ways women's contributions are minimized in professional settings. Despite being the constant presence that maintained the show's success through multiple co-host transitions, she was often portrayed as merely fortunate to have the opportunity. Her decision to take the "high road" by not publicly disputing mischaracterizations came at the cost of allowing false narratives to become accepted as truth. Her story reminds us that finding one's voice in male-dominated spaces often means navigating impossible choices between self-advocacy and the perception of being "difficult"—a challenge that resonates far beyond the entertainment industry.
Chapter 5: Motherhood: Juggling Career and Family Life
Balancing motherhood with a demanding career created a constant internal struggle for Kelly. She describes the "time versus money matrix" that occupied her thoughts—a calculation familiar to many working mothers but rarely discussed openly. "Twenty-plus years ago, when my children were small, women really didn't mention their needs as working mothers. Probably because that would have been met with scorn and a possible demotion or pay decrease," she writes. This matrix influenced major career decisions, including turning down a lucrative offer to stay on "All My Children" after she began working at "Live!" Though the soap offered her a significant raise and reduced schedule (just twelve shows a year), Kelly realized the timing would inevitably conflict with important family moments. "I had missed enough. I was done with the missings," she explains, referring to the school events, parent meetings, and everyday moments her work schedule had forced her to sacrifice. The guilt of these "missings" weighed heavily. Kelly recalls how working mothers, herself included, would pretend they were managing everything perfectly while internally struggling with impossible choices. They volunteered for weekend activities despite needing time for laundry or basic self-care, always trying to compensate for their absence during work hours. Meanwhile, she observed, "there is no male version of this matrix. It simply does not exist." When her third child, Joaquin, was diagnosed with dyslexia and dysgraphia, Kelly became even more proactive about his education. Unlike with her first two children, she quickly sought specialized schooling rather than waiting to see if the issues would resolve themselves. "We never would have been this proactive with the first two pancakes," she admits, using her friend Finola Hughes' apt comparison of first children to first pancakes—often imperfect as parents learn through trial and error. Kelly's honest portrayal of working motherhood challenges the persistent myth that women can effortlessly "have it all." Instead, she acknowledges the constant compromises, the guilt that accompanies every decision, and the unequal expectations placed on mothers versus fathers. Her experience reminds us that behind every successful working mother is an intricate balancing act rarely visible to the outside world. By sharing these struggles openly, she validates the experiences of countless women navigating similar challenges while highlighting the systemic inequities that make these choices so difficult in the first place.
Chapter 6: Empty Nest: Evolution and New Beginnings
The transition to an empty nest brought unexpected emotions and relationship challenges for Kelly and Mark. After years of focusing on their children, they suddenly found themselves alone, facing the question of who they were as a couple without the daily demands of parenting. This adjustment proved rocky at first, culminating in an argument their first night alone after dropping off their youngest son, Joaquin, at the University of Michigan. "I grabbed my pillow with the satin pillowcase for antiaging with as much fanfare as I could muster and stormed out of the room," Kelly writes, describing how she slept in their daughter's bedroom after Mark complained about her turning on the light. "It suddenly dawned on me that we were in prime position to be THAT couple, the one that gets divorced as soon as the kids were out of the house." After two days of "aggressively passive-aggressive" behavior, Mark finally broke the silence: "Hey, let's not fight. We love each other. Let's be patient with each other. Okay?" This simple olive branch led to a beach picnic that evening, where they watched the sunset and discussed their future possibilities. As they sat enjoying the peaceful scene, they noticed a young family struggling with beach toys, lost flip-flops, and cranky children—a scene they knew all too well from their own past. "How did we do that for so many years?" Kelly asked, marveling at the chaos they once managed daily. Mark's response captured their new perspective perfectly: "We've earned it, baby. This is just the beginning." In that moment, they recognized that the empty nest wasn't an ending but a new chapter with its own rewards—the freedom to rediscover each other and enjoy experiences that weren't possible during the intensive parenting years. This transition mirrors what many couples experience as their children leave home. The initial disorientation gradually gives way to appreciation for the new possibilities that emerge. Kelly and Mark's story reminds us that relationships must evolve through different life stages, requiring intentional effort to reconnect after years of child-centered routines. Their beach epiphany beautifully illustrates how the empty nest, while emotionally challenging, can also be an opportunity for renewal—a well-earned season of life with its own unique joys and discoveries waiting to be embraced.
Summary
Throughout these intimate reflections, we witness a woman who has navigated the complexities of fame, family, and self-discovery with remarkable resilience and humor. From her unexpected leap from soap opera actress to talk show host, to her candid struggles with aging in the spotlight, Kelly demonstrates that authenticity is both a choice and a practice. Her willingness to share embarrassing moments—like her Richard Gere encounter or her first-day college drop-off anxieties—reminds us that vulnerability isn't weakness but rather the foundation of genuine connection. Perhaps the most powerful lesson emerges from Kelly's navigation of professional challenges in a male-dominated industry. Her experience teaches us that finding our voice often means making difficult choices between speaking up and strategic silence, between self-advocacy and self-preservation. As she notes about her marriage: "Sometimes you might have to go to war. Not just WITH each other, but sometimes you have to go to war FOR each other." This wisdom extends beyond relationships to our broader life journey—knowing when to fight, when to compromise, and when to stand firmly in our truth. In sharing both her triumphs and missteps with unflinching honesty, Kelly offers us permission to embrace our own imperfect journeys, reminding us that behind every polished public image is a person navigating the same fundamental human challenges of connection, purpose, and authenticity.
Best Quote
“Do you hear the difference? That leaves the ball in the other person’s court. Whereas “No, that doesn’t work for me” takes the ball out of the court altogether and runs it over with a bus.” ― Kelly Rippa, Live Wire: Long-Winded Short Stories
Review Summary
Strengths: The review highlights Kelly Ripa's adept writing skills, her engaging narration in the audiobook, and her ability to infuse stories with wisdom, wit, and candor. The reviewer appreciated the humor and relatability of the stories, which cover a wide range of personal topics. Weaknesses: The review points out a desire for more depth, details, background, and personal insights in the stories. The reviewer also notes that while the stories are hilarious, they can be disjointed. Overall Sentiment: Enthusiastic Key Takeaway: The reviewer was pleasantly surprised by Kelly Ripa's writing and storytelling abilities in "Live Wire: Long-Winded Short Stories," finding the book both entertaining and endearing, though they wished for more comprehensive content.
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Live Wire
By Kelly Ripa