
The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic
Categories
Fiction, Audiobook, Romance, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Witches, Paranormal, Magic, Halloween, Cozy
Content Type
Book
Binding
Paperback
Year
2023
Publisher
Alcove Press
Language
English
ISBN13
9781639105731
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The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic Plot Summary
Introduction
# Heartstrings and Spellcraft: The Price of Magic and Love The grandfather clock chimed ten mournful notes, and Sadie Revelare knew someone was coming home. At twenty-eight, she'd learned to read the signs—flooded bridges without rain, snakes crossing her path, kitchen magic turning wild and dangerous. In Poppy Meadows, where the Revelare women had practiced their craft for generations, such omens meant only one thing: the past was about to collide with the present in the most devastating way possible. Sadie had already survived two heartbreaks, each one chipping away at the magic that flowed through her veins like lifeblood. The family curse was simple and merciless—four heartbreaks would strip away her power forever. Her twin brother Seth had vanished a year ago, his departure carving the second wound across her heart. The first had been Jake McNealy, who'd promised her forever under the influence of truth-telling chrysanthemum biscuits, then disappeared like morning mist. Now, with her grandmother Gigi hiding a terminal diagnosis and dark forces stirring at the edges of their ancestral land, Sadie faced the terrible possibility that her remaining heartbreaks were already walking toward her door.
Chapter 1: The Return of Lost Loves: Jake's Reappearance and Seth's Homecoming
The teakettle refused to boil that morning, and memories burned from the fireplace logs as Sadie built up the fire in A Peach in Thyme café. Even her carrot cake cookies emerged from the oven so spicy they burned her tongue, the ginger rebelling against her distracted magic. Through the kitchen's double doors, she glimpsed a figure on Main Street that made her mouth go desert dry. Jacob McNealy stood there like a living ghost, ten years older but wearing the same crooked smile that had once made her believe in fairy tales. The first heartbreak that had awakened her curse to life. Her magic turned chaotic—smoke alarms shrieked, cookies burned black, and Gigi banished her from the kitchen with sharp words about letting the past poison the present. That evening, Jake appeared at her garden fence holding a small blue box. Inside lay a collector's spoon from Texas, the kind her grandfather used to bring Gigi from his travels. "I know it's about ten years too late," he said quietly, his firefighter's uniform crisp in the fading light. The gift softened something dangerous inside her chest, even as she whispered, "I trusted you, and you ruined me." Before she could process his return fully, her phone rang with Seth's voice, urgent and afraid. "It's Gigi. She fell. We're on the way to the hospital." The brother who'd abandoned her was suddenly back, and their grandmother—the anchor of Sadie's world—lay broken on a hospital bed, insisting she was fine while her body betrayed the lie with every labored breath.
Chapter 2: The Bitter Truth: Gigi's Illness and Family Secrets Revealed
Gigi returned from the hospital with bruises mapping her paper-thin skin and stubborn pride intact. But that evening on the back porch, cigarette smoke curling around her words like incense, she delivered the blow Sadie had been dreading. "It's stage four," she said with the calm of someone who'd already made peace with death. "I'm an old broad—I've lived a long time." The dirty C word. Cancer. Sadie's world tilted sideways as Gigi continued with brutal honesty. "Magic can't cure cancer, sugar. If it could, I'd be a saint by now." But Sadie refused to accept it. She had power in her veins, knowledge passed down through generations of Revelare women. There had to be a way to cheat death itself. Seth's return brought its own complications. Her twin looked older, haunted by shadows he wouldn't name. Their reunion was a battlefield of hurt feelings and unspoken resentments. "You use people," he'd accused her before leaving. "You're so afraid of your curse that you let people love you until you get too close, then you push them away." Over dinner laced with white mustard powder to help them speak their truths, they began the slow work of rebuilding their bond. Seth revealed his struggle with voices that whispered other people's deepest desires, how their shared magic felt like a curse he couldn't escape. Sadie admitted her fear of abandonment, how his leaving had been her second heartbreak, the one that taught her solitude was safer than hope. But their reconciliation shattered when Gigi revealed the family's darkest secret. Their mother Florence had been an amplifier—a magical conduit born once every hundred years. Their father Julian had been a seeker of dark magic who'd forced himself on Florence after she tried to leave him. To save the twins' lives, Gigi had killed Julian and buried him at Old Bailer, but the magical sacrifice that ensured their survival was now demanding payment. One of them would have to die to balance the scales, unless they could find another way.
Chapter 3: The Curse of Four Heartbreaks: Magic, Pain, and Protection
The family secrets kept unraveling like a ball of yarn kicked by a cat. Gigi revealed that she'd been fighting the magical rebound for years, sustaining the protection spell that kept the twins safe while slowly poisoning herself. The cancer wasn't just illness—it was the price of magic demanding its due, compound interest on a debt thirty years in the making. Sadie threw herself into research, filling notebooks with healing spells and protective charms. She gathered bay leaves for healing, fennel for strength, garlic for protection, and blackberry thorns for their symbolic power over death. Under the full moon, she charged the ingredients in a copper bowl, determined to find a cure that magic and medicine had both deemed impossible. Jake kept appearing at the worst moments, his presence turning her carefully controlled magic chaotic. Stove burners ignited spontaneously when he stood too close. Her hair curled without permission. The very air seemed to thicken with unspoken desire and decade-old hurt. He wanted to be friends, he claimed, but friendship with Jake had always been a trap that led to heartbreak. At church, forced to sit beside him during the service, Sadie felt the heat of his thigh against hers and the whisper of his breath on her neck. He was different now—more solid, more present, carrying stories of his work as a firefighter in the city. He spoke of gang wars and overdosed children, violence that had driven him back to the safety of small-town life. But he was also the same Jake who'd once made her believe in forever before disappearing like morning mist. The signs of supernatural interference grew stronger. Someone had burned half her herb garden, leaving behind a sticky, tar-like substance that reeked of malevolent magic. The protective dill plants had sacrificed themselves to keep the intruder out, but their defense was failing. At the edge of the forest, a white figure watched from the shadows, and sometimes Sadie heard a low, threatening growl that made her bones ache with dread.
Chapter 4: The Garden of Memories: Destruction and Attempted Restoration
Desperation drove Sadie to Wild Rose Hill, where Mount Diablo buckwheat grew—the rare purple flowers that had supposedly given their ancestor Evanora her magic. Against all wisdom, she convinced Raquel and Seth to accompany her on a midnight expedition to the cursed hilltop where locals whispered of restless spirits and unfinished business. They climbed through pine forests that fell unnaturally silent, no crickets or frogs daring to break the stillness. At the summit, beneath an ancient oak tree, Sadie found the precious flowers glowing otherworldly in the starlight. But they weren't alone. The temperature plummeted, frost spreading across the grass as a voice groaned from the darkness: "Get out." The words were drawn out, sharp as a blade, and sent them scrambling down the hillside in terror. The next morning, Sadie and Seth performed the healing ritual in their garden. They combined the Mount Diablo buckwheat with the charged herbs, adding a fertilized crow's egg that Seth retrieved from a towering oak with surprising agility. As they lit the mixture with magical fire that leaped from candle to bowl, they chanted words of healing and renewal, binding the spell to an ancient knot of Isis. For a moment, it seemed to work. Gigi's color returned, her movements grew steadier, and hope bloomed in Sadie's chest like spring flowers after a hard winter. But the relief was short-lived. Magic demanded balance, and some prices couldn't be negotiated away. The ritual had only borrowed time, not bought it, and the debt collector was growing impatient. That night, Sadie's garden lay in ruins. Someone had scattered the protective salt barriers and torn up every plant, leaving bruised peaches and uprooted tomato vines scattered across the earth like casualties of war. The same malevolent presence that had been watching from the forest had finally breached their defenses, and fear seized her heart as she realized that something ancient and hungry had been waiting for this moment of weakness to strike.
Chapter 5: The Life Debt: A Magical Sacrifice That Must Be Paid
The Revelare family descended on the house like a flock of colorful birds, each bringing their own brand of chaos and comfort. Aunt Tava arrived in a glittering skirt, painting stars on her cheeks and speaking in riddles about love and destiny. Aunt Kay towered over everyone in six-inch heels, her voice shrill enough to make the house lights flicker. Aunt Anne took charge with military precision, while Uncle Brian immediately began fixing everything that had ever been broken. They gathered around Gigi's table for what felt like a last supper, the air thick with unspoken goodbyes and desperate normalcy. Gigi's lasagna had never tasted better, and her cherry cheese pie carried the weight of a thousand memories in every bite. But beneath the laughter and family stories, death waited like an uninvited guest, patient and inevitable. Gigi chose that moment to tell them the truth about her condition, her words cutting through the warm kitchen air like winter wind. "I'm dying," she said without preamble, because Gigi had never been one to soften harsh truths. The family wept—Tava's tears came out turquoise, and even the house itself seemed to mourn, groaning and shuddering as the grandfather clock sent out one long, mournful chime. The life debt couldn't be ignored or wished away. One of the twins would have to die to balance the magical scales, unless they could find a sacrifice willing to take their place. They had until the first full moon after Gigi's death to settle the account, or magic itself would claim what was owed with interest compounded by decades of delay. The weight of that knowledge settled over the house like a shroud. Every conversation carried the subtext of borrowed time. Every laugh felt stolen from the jaws of fate. And through it all, Jake lingered at the edges of Sadie's consciousness, a complication she couldn't afford but couldn't seem to shake, his presence a reminder that some heartbreaks were still waiting in the wings.
Chapter 6: Unexpected Revelations: Jake's Engagement and the Final Heartbreak
Jake had been trying to tell her something for days, his attempts always interrupted by family crises or Sadie's own reluctance to hear words that might shatter her carefully maintained equilibrium. When he finally cornered her at Rock Creek House—the property he was buying, the same house where they'd once dreamed of a future together—the truth hit her like a physical blow. "I'm engaged," he said, the words falling between them like stones into still water. "To be married." The woman was named Bethany, and she was pregnant with Jake's child. He'd tried to forget Sadie, tried to build a life with someone else, but coming back to Poppy Meadows had reminded him of everything he'd lost. Sadie felt the third heartbreak crack through her chest like ice breaking on a frozen pond. Jake explained about meeting Bethany when he thought Sadie was engaged to someone else, how honor now demanded he do right by the mother of his child. "Do you love her?" Sadie asked, though the answer would change nothing. "I think I could learn to love her," Jake replied, and somehow that hurt worse than a simple yes or no. That night, Sadie returned home to find her garden destroyed again. Someone had scattered the protective salt barriers and torn up every plant, leaving the earth scarred and barren. The malevolent presence that had been watching from the forest had grown bolder, more solid, surrounded by a green mist that reeked of decay and malice. As she knelt among the ruins of her sanctuary, trying to process Jake's betrayal and her garden's destruction, the figure appeared again at the tree line. More substantial now, its white form radiating cold that made her breath mist in the summer air. Fear seized her heart as she realized that something ancient and hungry had been waiting for this moment of weakness to strike, and with only one heartbreak remaining before her magic died forever, she was more vulnerable than she'd ever been.
Chapter 7: The Circle of Magic: Family Returns and the Future Looms
Gigi's condition deteriorated rapidly after the failed healing spell. She collapsed in the kitchen, her small form crumpling like a discarded doll, and though she insisted on staying home rather than returning to the hospital, everyone could see death approaching with measured steps. The knot of Isis that was supposed to heal her had become nothing more than a warm talisman, powerless against the magical debt that demanded payment. The supernatural threats escalated as Gigi weakened. The figure in the forest revealed itself as Julian's restless spirit, bound beneath Old Bailer but growing stronger as the magical barriers failed. His presence poisoned the very air, turning flowers black and sending animals fleeing from the corrupted ground where his bones lay buried. Florence arrived like a storm front, beautiful and dangerous, with seven-year-old Sage clinging to her hand. The daughter who'd fled decades ago returned just as Gigi drew her final breath, her timing too perfect to be coincidence. The little girl with hazel eyes carried magic of her own—the ability to calm hearts and ease pain with just a touch. But Florence's return brought its own revelations. Seth was the conduit, not Sadie—his magic had been growing stronger as Gigi weakened, the voices in his head multiplying until he could barely function. The life debt would claim him unless they could find another way, and time was running out faster than sand through an hourglass. At the farmer's market, Sadie encountered Jake with his fiancée—a stunning woman whose genuine kindness made her impossible to hate. Bethany offered condolences about Gigi's illness with the sincerity of someone who'd lost her own grandmother to cancer. The meeting was cordial, civilized, and absolutely devastating. Sadie watched Jake's protective posture around his pregnant fiancée and knew with crystalline clarity that she'd lost him forever, even as something deep in her heart whispered that not everything was as it seemed.
Summary
In the end, Sadie Revelare discovered that some prices cannot be negotiated, no matter how desperately we try to rewrite the terms. Her grandmother's death triggered a cascade of consequences that no amount of magical knowledge could prevent: the life debt demanded its sacrifice, their exiled mother returned with her own dangerous gifts, and the malevolent forces that had been held at bay finally broke free. Jake's engagement represented not just personal heartbreak but the closing of a door to the life she'd never quite dared to claim. Yet within this gathering darkness, Sadie found unexpected strength in the family bonds she'd spent years protecting. Seth's return, painful as it was, restored the twin connection that had always been her greatest source of power. The aunts and uncles who descended like guardian angels reminded her that love persists even in the face of loss. And Gigi's fierce determination to die on her own terms became a lesson in how to live authentically, even when the stakes are impossibly high. Magic, Sadie learned, was never really about controlling fate—it was about finding the courage to face whatever came next, armed with nothing more than the unbreakable bonds of family and the dangerous, beautiful choice to keep loving despite the cost.
Best Quote
“Sometimes I think if I let myself feel, really feel, I’ll never be able to climb my way back out. I can’t stuff it all back in.” ― Breanne Randall, The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic
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